Features
This is a collection of feature articles written by Benn, James, Dylan, or other guests we bring on board.
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- 3D's Returned!!! And in 3D, No Less.
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- All Dressed Up With Nothing To Say
- Article I: In Which The Impossible is Explained
- Article II – In Which I Punch Out the Moon
- Article III – In Which I Search Metropolis for Hookers
- Article IV - In Which I Create My Own Monster
- Article IX – In Which I Turn Apples…to Oranges.
- Article V – In Which I Don’t Use the Obvious Hanging Joke
- Article VI – In Which A Robot Does a Bad Thing (Surprise)
- Article VII – In Which I Go Back In Time and Kill Hitler
- Article VIII – In Which I Revolutionize Film Reviews…Forever
- Article X – In Which I Try (Read: Succeed) to Escape this Column
- Article XI – In Which I Do…Something, I Remember…Huh, Odd
- Article XII – In Which Batman and Leonidas Team Up to Fight DRAGONS
- Article XIII – In Which I Practice Kung Fu in Post-Apocalyptica
- Article XIV – In Which Bruce Willis is Dead (Murdered by a Robot Child)
- Article XIX – In Which I Pierce the Veil between Realities
- Article XV – In Which I “Visit” the Wife of an Old Friend
- Article XVI – In Which I Father Humanity’s Last Hope
- Article XVIII – In Which My Title is Pretentiously Based on a Poem
- Article XX – In Which I Finally Do a Column with DINOSAURS!
- Article XXI – In Which I Deal with Shrinkage…Heh
- Article XXII – In Which A Second Shrinking May or May Not Occur
- Article XXIII – In Which We Delve Into the Origins of Your Humble Writer
- Article XXIV – In Which There is Either An Alien or a Psychotic
- Article XXV – In Which A Couple of Corridors Constitute a “City”
- Article XXVI – Wherein Mel Gibson Invents Madness
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- Article XXVII – Wherein a Time-Honored Plan is Tried...Again
- Article XXVIII – Wherein Not Even a Submarine Can Save Humanity
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- Board Game Cinema? Balderdash.
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- CIVIL WAR!!!!.....TO WHEDON or NOT TO WHEDON!?
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- Film Criticism: Is It In Critical Condition?
- For the Love of the Art
- Fur and Loathing at the Twilight: New Moon Premiere
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- James' 2010 Oscar Predictions and Favorites
- James' List of Shame
- James' Top 10 Favorite Movies of the First Half of 2009
- James' Top 10 Favorite Movies of the Second Half of 2009
- Japanese Cinema: A Beginner's Guide
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- Love, Indie Comedies and Generation Y: Part 1
- Love, Indie Comedies, and Generation Y: Part 2
- Love, Indie Comedies, and Generation Y: Part 3
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- Megan Fox: Why Are You So Popular?!?!
- Most Anticipated of Summer 2010
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- Oscar Recap 2010
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- Prequels: The New Re-Make/Boot/Release?
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- Spiderman, Spiderman, What Will Become of Spiderman?
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- The American Foreign Film Industry: Sweden Goes Hollywood
- The Avengers: Will They Do [Us] Justice?
- The Comeback Kings
- The French New Wave
- The Spoiler Dilemma
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- What's Up, Hollywood?